The Holy Blue Commonwealth of Not Bern Sanders is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Yodle with an even hand, and notable for its prohibition of alcohol, otherworldly petting zoo, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 18.154 billion Not Bern Sandersians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yodle City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 23.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Not Bern Sandersian economy, worth a remarkable 2,329 trillion Gold Coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 128,337 Gold Coins, with the richest citizens earning 9.3 times as much as the poorest.

Officials pull all-nighters to check immigrants for potential links to terrorists, the nation thinks the universe revolves around them, shoving people into lockers qualifies you for a ministerial position, and the Violetist community celebrates bombshells being dropped on Not Bern Sanders. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Not Bern Sanders's national animal is the zombie, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Yodlism.

Not Bern Sanders is ranked 44,406^th in the world and 1^st in The Region That Has One State Bank for Most Developed, scoring 78.62 on the Human Development Index.